Showing posts with label films. Show all posts
Showing posts with label films. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Best of 2009!


It's been the year of the vampires, comic-books, and Sci-Fi! We've reviewed hundreds of this year's cinema and DVD releases and here's our top ten...as you can see we loved the Sci-Fi scene!

10. Watchmen















8/10.

A fan boys dream. True to the comics in tone, cast and look. And the soundtrack is brilliant! Snyder's done it again.

9. Mesrine














8/10.

Part 1 of this French crime epic is episodic but moves like a missile & every scene is riveting. Part 2 of this gangster epic is a blinder with more bank jobs,prison breaks & a staggeringly sublime Cassell.

8. The Hangover














8/10.

Depraved, debauched & outrageous.A daring comedy with cracking script & characters from largely unknown cast.Vegas anyone?

7. Drag Me To Hell















8/10.

Staples in the eye,maggots in the mouth, a scary old woman & a talking goat.What more do you want?

6. Slumdog Millionaire












8/10.

Frantic,frenzied & exhilarating.Boyle hits the streets of Mumbai to deliver a heartfelt colourful & infectious ride

5. Avatar












9/10.

This fantasy epic fully immerses you into a new world with breathtaking skill & pioneering visuals. An awe-inspiring landmark.

4. Star Trek













9/10.

Abrams hits Warp Factor X for a reboot & it pays off..in spades. Trekkies & newcomers rejoice-Kirk & co are back..& cool again

3. Moon














9/10.

Think Castaway meets Silent Running: this elegant & assured British sci-fi is slow but totally captivating with a superb Rockwell

2. District 9












9/10.

A brilliant and original take on 'first contact'. Cutting edge visuals that make you not only believe, but care.

1. The Hurt Locker














9/10.

Out of nowhere comes the best war film in ages about a bomb disposal unit in Iraq.Vivid,volatile & uncontrollably tense.


And ten of the worst...


10. He's Just Not That Into You

2/10.
The all-star cast can't save this confused adaptation. Poorly paced with an insufferable ending. Avoid

9. Gran Torino

4/10.
Clint is hilarious but can’t save a weak story with terrible acting. Full of laughable moments that aren’t deliberate.

8. Year One
3/10.
An uninspired muddled comedy -at times biblically bad with only a few quirky laughs thanks to Cera. Life of Brian this is not.


7. Saw VI

2/10.
A repugnant, redundant film full of hateful characters with no scares or thrills. When will this annual pain end?

6. Push

3/10.
A miserable heroes ripoff lacking the charm or fun and played out by an awful cast, one of whom thinks he's Samuel L Jackson.

5. Funny People

4/10.
The makers of edgy US gross-out try mixing penis jokes with serious grown-up stuff. It's awkward and sadly, not funny.

4. Transformers 2

5/10.
Big, loud, long & dumb. The sound & visuals- like the robots(& Megan Fox) are out of this world but the story is a mess.

3. Taking Woodstock
3/10.
Lee's nostalgic look at an iconic hippie 60s moment is lackluster & dull. Hollow in content with bland performances.1. Babylon A.D

2. Babylon A.D

3/10.
A sci-fi mess with decayed script & abysmal finale.1 or 2 guilty pleasure moments for Diesel fans but it's no Pitch Black.

1. The Ugly Truth
2/10.
Butler is the only decent thing in this glaringly unfunny & banal romcom. The ugly truth is that this film is terrible.

Monday, May 4, 2009

The April Roundup

The good, the bad and the ones that caused arguments in April...

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The best new film we saw this month:

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State of Play

8/10

A blistering thriller adapted from the BBC series. Affleck doesn't fit but Crowe is terrific. A gripping, intelligent romp.






Agree with us?



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The best 3 films we saw this month:

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Jaws

10/10

Spielberg's first blockbuster is a true adventure. A horror, detective and chase film melted together by Williams' iconic score.




Hunger


8/10

Horrendous and haunting. A necessary journey into a shameful part of our history honestly told and intelligently shot.




Cast Away


8/10


Hanks commands the screen all on his own as Zemeckis' risks pay off to deliver an emotional rollercoaster of a survival story





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The worst 3 films we saw this month:

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The Sentinel

4/10

Entertaining & slick score but strange edits, odd slow-mos & ultimately underwhelming. Jack Bauer can't even save this 1











Duplicity


4/10

Even witty dialogue
between Roberts and Owen can't pull together the plot; too long by half. Giamatti top as always.















Mighty Joe Young

3/10

This Dinseyfied King Kong flop starts well with a realistic Joe but loses all momentum with poor acting & banal script







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And the one that we couldn't agree on...


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The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)


6/10

A film as smooth and slick as it's subject. Playful and pacy but with a few too many montages!